Halloween? Bugger Off!


Why do we put up with this every year? A bunch of kids (and adults old enough to know better) dress up as ghosts, witches, zombies, nuns (!! why?) and demand sweets from people. This is somehow cute is it? It’s bleeding extortion, more like.

When I rule the universe – sometime next week with any luck, the paperwork is taking ages to come through – I will ban this immediately.