The Quarry Park in Shrewsbury
I have been trying to get back into running this year, after buggering up my hamstrings. Days like this don’t help: I usually run 3 to 5km along the river, and two lines of trees here next to the flooding River Severn are where my usual running route is. It’ll be days before this goes down enough to run.
It floods a little most years, not usually this much. I’ll just sit here and get fat, then.
What? Why Bother? 
At least you can get fat in a lyrical way.