A Semi-Beard
I’ve gone without a shave for (nearly) a week now, and my face has got to the stage where I want to scratch it off (I should have packed the electric razor).
One way out would be just to buy a cheap disposable and hack my face to pieces, thus removing most of the hair and about a pint and a half of blood. I don’t like to see blood, most of all my own, so I’m going to have to suffer for another day or two.
I would love for someone to invent a magic cloth that you wipe your face with and – as if by magic – all the stubble disappears. If anyone has such a thing, could they please let me know.
What? Why Bother? 